🚨 BREAKING: Mitchell Moses Stuns NRL World After “Laying an Egg” — And Vows to Sit on It Until It Hatches …

 

BREAKING: Mitchell Moses Stuns NRL World After “Laying an Egg” — And Vows to Sit on It Until It Hatches

 

No one at Kellyville could have prepared for what happened this morning. In an incident that left teammates speechless, coaches confused, and fans spiraling into memes within minutes, Parramatta Eels star Mitchell Moses reportedly laid an egg during a routine recovery session — and then calmly announced he would be sitting on it until it hatches.

 

The moment, according to training staff, unfolded quietly at first. Moses was stretching off to the side when he suddenly froze, looked down in disbelief, and called for someone to “get Brad Arthur on the phone, because this is going to be hard to explain.” What followed, witnesses say, was part miracle, part mystery, part prime-time documentary material.

 

Players circled around as Moses, still in his training kit, gently cupped the egg like a man suddenly handed destiny. Junior Paulo reportedly whispered, “Bruh, is this… is this real?” Clint Gutherson, ever the captain, tried to organize a response, but even he admitted, “Nothing in my leadership notes covered this scenario.”

 

When asked for clarity, Moses simply nodded and said, “Mate… I don’t know either. But if this is mine, I’m seeing it through.”

 

Within an hour, media helicopters buzzed over the training ground. Fans gathered at the gates holding makeshift signs — “Protect the Egg!”, “Father Mitch!”, and one particularly passionate supporter with “LET HIM BROOD.”

 

The Eels high-performance staff rushed to adjust training protocols. Moses was given a padded chair, a hydration plan, and a shade umbrella. One assistant coach was overheard asking whether “egg incubation counts as load management.”

 

By midday, the club issued a formal but baffled statement acknowledging the event and confirming Moses’ intention to remain committed both to the team and the egg. “We support Mitchell during this… phase,” it read. “We will assess availability on a week-to-week basis.”

 

Social media exploded. Rival fans joked about “Eelvolution,” while Parramatta loyalists declared it a sign of a new era.

 

For now, the egg rests safely beneath its unlikely guardian. And Mitchell Moses? He sits there proudly — half playmaker, half poultry icon — waiting to see what hatches next for the Eels.

 

 

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